yutoube:

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends

Reblogged from You Silly Goose

rainbow-112:

woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

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I never seen a such an accurate gif

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

Reblogged from You Silly Goose

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

Reblogged from You Silly Goose

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

Reblogged from You Silly Goose

brainbubblegum:

bogleech:

igotshitiwannasay:

frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

You know what’s even more adorable

They decide to try and draw each other

And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers

OOOOOOOOOHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! <3<3<3

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fluthermucken-the-asshole:

johnnysjetpack:

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

The hell goes on in Walmart that this is a relevant question

If you’ve ever worked at a walmart you’d understand.

fluthermucken-the-asshole:

johnnysjetpack:

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

The hell goes on in Walmart that this is a relevant question

If you’ve ever worked at a walmart you’d understand.

khal-drogo-is-bae:

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

DEMONS

khal-drogo-is-bae:

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

DEMONS

fluthermucken-the-asshole:

thecrookedrot:

fluthermucken-the-asshole:

charlotte-cerise:

fluthermucken-the-asshole:

you-feminist-idiots:

oppressing-all-womyns:

The end is nigh.

… do they realize people choose to eat at McDonald’s?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAOH MY OH MY OH ME OH MY!

….is this for real?

Or is it just fantasy?Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look up to the skies ad see, I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I’m easy come, easy goA little high, little lowAnyway the wind blows doesn’t even matter to meTo meeeeeee

fluthermucken-the-asshole:

thecrookedrot:

fluthermucken-the-asshole:

charlotte-cerise:

fluthermucken-the-asshole:

you-feminist-idiots:

oppressing-all-womyns:

The end is nigh.

… do they realize people choose to eat at McDonald’s?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY OH MY OH ME OH MY!

….is this for real?

Or is it just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look up to the skies ad see, I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I’m easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows doesn’t even matter to me
To meeeeeee

frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

corporalbutts:

wendys-scrapbook:

I love seeing medical articles with photographs depicting period cramps like this

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when it actually feels more like

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also i wouldnt be wearing those light colored pajama pants if i were her

destiel-iscanonshutup:

I love th fact that at first Supernatural had a total budget of 20.000 $. An what I love most is that you can tell just from the first opening.

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It’s almost like it’s yelling: “LOOK HOW FUCKING CHEAP WE ARE! We probably won’t last more than two seasons!”

But guess what?

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they did.

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited:


reconguista:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic."Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

did fucking hideo kojima design this system

This should be a movie

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited:

reconguista:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

did fucking hideo kojima design this system

This should be a movie

frightn:

mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit

frightn:

mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit

Reblogged from Carson-Brocketteship

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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