A Conversation Via Text

  • curubethion: I can't tell you that. It would spoil the movie.
  • me: But I'm curious.
  • curubethion: But I don't give spoilers.
  • me: *lip quiver*
  • curubethion: No good!
  • me: *puppy eyes*
  • curubethion: I've built up a resistance!
  • me: *artistically placed tear flowing down flawless cheek*
  • curubethion: I applaud you.
  • me: *delicate sniffle*
  • curubethion: Oh, that's good.
  • me: *soft whimper*
  • curubethion: Might be overdoing it a tad.
  • me: *exactly the right amount of flush in the cheeks*
  • curubethion: Did you compensate for the tear on one cheek?
  • me: *bites lip*
  • curubethion: What, all for a spoiler?
  • me: *tugs on your shirtsleeve*
  • curubethion: Yeeeeeeeeeeees?
  • me: Please?
  • curubethion: No.

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

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  • littleitaly25: My computer is dying.
  • me: I noticed.
  • littleitaly25: You noticed?
  • me: I'M OVERSEEING IT'S TRANSITION INTO THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD.
rat-got-your-tongue:

Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.

rat-got-your-tongue:

Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.

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highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

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sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

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bunniferbennett:

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

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japhers:

violently Filipino Cecil because yaaaaas

chickenuqqet:

when you unintentionally insult someone

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mychemcalromance:

tennants-hair:

dennybutt:

accidnet:

liquid-crimson:

accidnet:

i wish i looked cute sleeping

You do.

wtf how do you know what i look like when i sleep

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WHERE THE HELL DID THAT GIF COME FROM

tHAT GIF I’M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

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purplemuffinsarereal:

This made me laugh so hard!!

purplemuffinsarereal:

This made me laugh so hard!!

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