• Friend: Have you seen the episode where-
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on...

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum
Reblogged from Queen of Hell

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;

Reblogged from Lazy Blog

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

  • Moffat: You should flirt with Clara
  • Capaldi: NO WAIT I have a better idea... Dinosaur.
  • Moffat: Wait wha-
  • Capaldi: The doctor should flirt-
  • Moffat: I don't-
  • Capaldi: WITH A DINOSAUR.
  • Moffat: Um
  • Capaldi: *whispers* dinosauuur.
Reblogged from We Were Infinite

shrugging:

I am so thankful for camera phones and the internet like without it the real news would never reach us

zohbugg:

realdoobz:

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

Cinematic magic

Reblogged from ♡ ♡ ♡
sonofasphinx:

kaibas-pants:

Are you guys playing a card game or engaging in some kind of Satanic ritual?
Probably a bit of both.

This is Yu-Gi-Oh! 
Of course it’s both.

sonofasphinx:

kaibas-pants:

Are you guys playing a card game or engaging in some kind of Satanic ritual?

Probably a bit of both.

This is Yu-Gi-Oh! 

Of course it’s both.

rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever

Reblogged from Lazy Blog
Reblogged from boop

samhain-hallows:

sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

This is the best one yet. Everyone else go home.l

Reblogged from A Lie For A Lie

vvtvrmom:

I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men

Reblogged from Queer Sprinkles